My girlfriend and I have, for the past couple of years, been exchanging hampers with my folks at Christmas. Each year, the contents of the hampers have a theme. So far, we've had Italian food, things beginning with the letter 'C', and organic food. We're looking for something different (and preferably obscure!) for this year's hamper.

Everything has to be readily available, and can't be perishable (it's going to sit under a Christmas tree for a couple of weeks…)

Thanks for the help.